Storm cloud

This one is so obvious, I cant believe I didn't start with it, except I have no idea how you'd get on top, or stay there, or if it would move faster than just like floating or whatever, but assuming that you could have a saddle or throne or something and it could go hella fast and shoot lightning at people and when you yelled "check me out, ladies, up here on the friggin storm cloud!" the ladies could hear you and see how much you pwn the skies, well, then riding a storm cloud is just alright by me.