Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Dream Gator

What's that faint rustling of wings at cribside? It's the Dream Gator, nappy time protector of burgeoning oneironauts! You will never have a smoother trip to dreamland than you will on a Dream Gator. Sleep soundly knowing your reptilian hero lurks in wait to omnomnom any oncoming nightmares. You're never to old to ride a Dream Gator. He will cradle you in his loving tail and flit you away to all the dreams you've ever wanted to finish. You'll both be wearing the same smile till morning.

1 comment:

  1. Best MILFO Ever. Gnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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