Nothing makes Star Wars cosplay in Tikal feel more like actually being on Yavin IV than swooping from the skies to chase tourists out of your Jedi ruins on your very own Nyctosaurus. George Lucas wishes he'd come up with these imposing sky terrors, but his imaginary fauna always have superfluous extra eyes or freakishly large hands that would actually be a severe disadvantage to real animals. Your nyctosaurus would have all the dramatic profile of an Imperial shuttle but could glide down behind unsuspecting photogs quiet as a whisperbird. Next time you're Star Wars cosplay larping in Guatemala, walk around San Benito in full regalia inquiring about nyctosaurus rentals. It will be fun.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Nyctosaurus
Nothing makes Star Wars cosplay in Tikal feel more like actually being on Yavin IV than swooping from the skies to chase tourists out of your Jedi ruins on your very own Nyctosaurus. George Lucas wishes he'd come up with these imposing sky terrors, but his imaginary fauna always have superfluous extra eyes or freakishly large hands that would actually be a severe disadvantage to real animals. Your nyctosaurus would have all the dramatic profile of an Imperial shuttle but could glide down behind unsuspecting photogs quiet as a whisperbird. Next time you're Star Wars cosplay larping in Guatemala, walk around San Benito in full regalia inquiring about nyctosaurus rentals. It will be fun.
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